Pwn Up: It Gets Nerdier – Dorkly Article

BY KEVIN CORRIGAN / JANUARY 6, 2012
Ever had a moment so nerdy that you needed to tell the Internet about it? Send your submissions to dorklypwnup at gmail.
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I couldn’t drink or go out at all this New Years. I was stuck in my apartment on intravenous drug treatments. Instead, I set up my own pub crawl through Skyrim. I went from tavern to tavern, from hold to hold. I managed to blackout and wake up in a brand new city in a temple I apparently trashed. I’m wondering if I can make real Nord mead for next year and do it in real life.
-Anonymous
My husband and I tried for almost three years for me to get pregnant. It gave us plenty of time to discuss names. We decided we wanted our boy to be named after two animes we love. Well, it looks like the world will soon meet Jiriaya Elric.
-Dani M.
You get a companion named Lydia in Skyrim. Lydia also happens to be the name of my ex. The break-up hurt me quite a bit. In retribution, I blew her off of the Throat of the World using my unrelenting force voice power.
-Anonymous
A month ago, I went to my girlfriend’s country house. Her uncle let me ride a horse. When I was comfortable enough, I picked up a stick, road one-handed and yelled “For the middle Earth and for Frodo!” That freaked the horse out. It ran to it’s crib, which I smacked my head on. My girlfriend’s uncle and brothers had to drag me out.
-Hendrys
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